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This relaxed, garment-dyed tee speaks in deadpan humor. Soft, heavyweight cotton wears in with you — not against you — so the loose fit becomes a go-to layer for laid-back days. The front chest print reads a short, sardonic line that lands like a private joke; wear it to signal dry wit without saying a word. It’s the shirt you grab when you want comfort and a little ironic distance: weekend coffee runs, low-key meetups, or nights out that don’t require getting dressed up. The muted, garment-dyed finish and tubular knit create a lived-in look that feels familiar from the first wear.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, heavyweight (6.1 oz) for durable, substantial feel
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk construction and sewn-in label
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting shape
- Size range S–4XL (select partners) with 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Glam Love Box
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, heavyweight (6.1 oz) for durable, substantial feel
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk construction and sewn-in label
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting shape
- Size range S–4XL (select partners) with 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean